(Your sigoth is your significant other; I read a couple of years ago that someone was trying to popularize that term. So far, it has failed to gain a foothold in the American lexicon, but it's early in the game.)
|The Irish guy at work, Mr O'Face|
1 - Have you seen the remote?
2 - Have you seen the new neighbor down the street?
3 - When the pudding says Kozy Shack, do you feel comfortable eating it, knowing that they spelled 'cozy' wrong and feeling uncomfortable about any food prepared in a shack?
4 - Go ahead and start without me.
5 - I was reading an online survey and it looks like we are well below normal in several vital areas.
6 - The people at work always love hearing about this!
7 - I think I took the wrong pill. Tylenol PMs are blue too, right?
8 - Should I just leave the money on the dresser?
9 - "And then, everyone hollered 'Jabroni!'"
As always, contact your doctor. Don't wait four hours; call now!