Unless, of course, the golden-ager is ageless wolf Hugh Hefner, who is 85, for crying out loud. Same age as my sainted Mom, and she has always had more sense than most people. Or, at least, more than Hugh Hefner.
|The happy couple, in happier times|
Now it's turning out that there was a TV deal for all this commotion. Someone was planning a reality show, but with a twist: old Crystal was planning to dump really old Hef at the altar, all on tape, but then no one ponied up any money for her, so she quit the whole deal. But she did put out a new song on iTunes just hours before she packed up and ankled out on Hugh.
You hate to see someone who just doesn't know when to bow out gracefully. At 85, it might be better to have some tapioca pudding and wait for the news or "Matlock," and then get to the Early Bird seating down at the Thai Tanic restaurant (where everything is prepared in sinks - get it? Sinks!) The whole Playboy thing - the nudie magazine, the key clubs, the Jazz Hall of Fame - now seem as dated as anything else from the 50's. A wiser Hefner would have stayed home and not planned a wedding with someone so young. I mean, what would they have talked about on their honeymoon, once they got to Viagra Falls?