Dear Friends Who Watch Glenn Beck,
I have an idea that will make all of us happy. All we need to do is pull together a pile o' moolah, big steaming wheelbarrows full of 20-dollar bills, and then offer to split it with a man who, overnight, went from being a Top 40 DJ to being The Man Who Knows Everything Even Before It Happens. So, we give Beck half of the money we raise, and for that sum, he tells us who will win the Super Bowl, the World Series, the Stanley Cup, Whatever They Give Out for Winning the NBA championship, all the big NASCAR races, and the Triple Crown hoss races. We can bet on these events with confidence, because Glenn Beck knows all and tells all!
After all, he's able to tell how the city of Vancouver will make out financially from hosting the upcoming Olympics - the 2010 Olympics - BEFORE 2010 even gets here!
"Vancouver lost, how much was it? they lost a billion dollars when they had the Olympics." [Transcript, Glenn Beck Show, 9/29/09] I have an idea that will make all of us happy. All we need to do is pull together a pile o' moolah, big steaming wheelbarrows full of 20-dollar bills, and then offer to split it with a man who, overnight, went from being a Top 40 DJ to being The Man Who Knows Everything Even Before It Happens. So, we give Beck half of the money we raise, and for that sum, he tells us who will win the Super Bowl, the World Series, the Stanley Cup, Whatever They Give Out for Winning the NBA championship, all the big NASCAR races, and the Triple Crown hoss races. We can bet on these events with confidence, because Glenn Beck knows all and tells all!
After all, he's able to tell how the city of Vancouver will make out financially from hosting the upcoming Olympics - the 2010 Olympics - BEFORE 2010 even gets here!
VANCOUVER'S OLYMPICS WILL NOT TAKE PLACE UNTIL 2010. Vancouver will host the 2010 Olympic and Paralympic Games from February 12 – 28, 2010 and March 12-21, 2010, respectively.
He can stir the masses with his fiery rhetoric and weepy demeanor. Do yourselves a favor one night - skip him and watch an old Andy Griffith movie called "A Face in the Crowd."
I 'ppreciate it!
No comments:
Post a Comment