From the Associated Press:
JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. home computer. of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found " " on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
I don't know how it comes that we are always putting these things off on the dog or cat. "The dog ate my homework, the cat got into the Kelvinator and ate the rest of the caviar..." Seems to me, all that dogs and cats want to do is be your friend, either sit-in-your-lap style or pet-the-back-of-my-neck-for-an-hour style (dogs) or catch-the-occasional-fleeting-glimpse-of-me-as-I-regally-prance-about-the-house style (cats).
So don't drag them into your perverse porno lifestyle, be my advice here, Keithamundo. Best bet would be to hope you can get a Freudian/Jungian judge and blame it all on your mother and her inadequate methods of toilet training, because I hear that if you draw a five-to-ten bid in the cut, some of your fellow inmates will be doggedly determined to make your life less than purr-fect. They won't care how you're feline.