Looking for the exact quote here, I chanced to find that Mickey Rivers's real name is John Milton Rivers. I know we all lost a little paradise when Mickey stopped making hits and being interviewed...no more chance to hear gems like this one.
"Me and George and Billy are two of a kind."
- Mickey on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin.
Sounds wacky, but there's more than a kernel of truth to it!