All Spears, All the Time

It’s important that we keep up with Spears family news, what with Britney being on the comeback trail and her kid sister having to go through that is-she-pregnant-again-for-the-love-of-Pete-she-just-had-a-baby-like-two-weeks-ago-don’t-they-sell-condoms-down-where-she-gets-her-gasoline-Dr Pepper-and-Moon Pies? scandal machinery.



Here’s the latest: A stolen photo (not this one!) of Jamie Lynn Spears
breast feeding her baby girl has sparked a federal pornography investigation.




Federal and local authorities are looking for someone peddling 12 photos of Jamie Lynn, her older sister Britney Spears, her infant daughter Maddie and the baby's father Casey Aldridge.




One of the pictures taken on Aldridge's digital camera shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie. Clever photographer Aldridge took the camera's memory card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies, and after that, the law figures that some wise guy clerk at Wal-Mart may have made extra copies and then tried to sell them.




Jamie Lynn being a minor, buying or selling the photos could be against federal laws about child pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor's breast could send the seller and buyer to federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid.



From all this, two thoughts arise:



1 - Is this Casey Aldridge about the dumbest guy you ever heard of? It’s like when Andy Griffith used to say, “You beat everything I ever did see.” Not only to snap photos of Ms Spears, but to run ‘em down to the Wal-Mart and figure no one will be printing out a couple thousand copies to show the boys down the diner…



2 - Do you figure that Levi Johnston will take note of how these delicate matters are handled?

Here's what it says on his third finger, left hand:



Alaskan Elegance all the way.

And, when young McCain, the Admiral's son, was running around the DC cocktail circuit, do you think he ever in his wildest imagination thought he would be involved with these ridiculous people?