In this hustle-bustle world of email and text messages and shouts and grunts, the fine art of letter writing is a thing of the past, along with wearing a tie to dinner and wearing a tie anywhere. When was the last time you received a handwritten letter from someone?
Same here. And so, the folks at www.ohlife.com have come up with a way for you to get a letter. Not handwritten and sealed in a fragrant envelope with X's and O's and other snappy codewords, as in the past, but it's a way to write yourself a letter today and have it emailed to you on October 27, 2045 if you plan to be around then. The website is here if you want to try it. If I were forty years younger, I would write a letter to Future Me advising myself to buy Apple stock. As it is, I have to write a note to remind myself to buy apple juice.
And all this reminded me of a song. Country music oddball David Allan Coe, a man with talent and skill who decided to fritter both of them away by making racist and salacious music, recorded "X's and O's" early in his career, and for those of you under 80, this sort of thing actually happened. Men and women would write love letters to each other, and then write cute codes on the envelope, presumably for the amusement of the letter carrier (who gets mentioned in the song this way: "p.m.p.m.d.s.o.f. 's not hard at all - -
please mr. post man don't stumble or fall").
One thing about emails and texts: you can't write on the envelope.
Another thing about them is, they are free. As soon as you pay for a computer, a phone, a text service and internet access.
Be a lot cheaper to buy some stamps, but anyway...