Not for me to question the excitement over her and her husband, Prince
Jerry Lee Jinx
Duane (or "The Rock") Goldilocks
Joe Don Britney
Lee Harvey Kinki
Marmaduke Deja Vu
These names are offered to Willie and Katie, free of charge, in a hands-across-the-sea gesture. Should one of these be chosen, I will expect an invitation to the Royal Christening and a fortnight's stay at the Palace.