OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave
Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay your widow
Burma-Shave
If you see this doggerel and say,"what is this?" that means you never saw a Burma-Shave sign, because if you ever saw them, you never forgot 'em! Before we zipped along the eight-lane superslabs, we took the regular roads to get to places, and a lot of times that meant tootling along some farm country road, where the Burma-Shave company posted sets of signs spaced along the road so drivers and passengers could read and enjoy the signs and their poetry, which usually was about road safety, mixing in a little plug for their brushless shaving cream along the way.
Well, I'm not getting any celebrity endorsement money for this, but I have to tell you, if you have something that needs a good shavin', break your neck to run out and get a Gillette Fusion razor. I remember reading about this new shaving technology in The New Yorker when the good folks at Gillette were working night and day to bring us this razor, and as someone who has been dragging a foam-covered piece of steel across my face for some time now, I have to admit, I did not put a lot of faith in the account. In fact, I didn't buy the razor; I got it for free in the mail and saved it while I used up some of the other razors I have. But friends, I don't know if it's the five blades or the pivoting head or just what, but this razor fairly glides across the stubble and leaves the face feeling smoother than a...than a freshly-shaven face. Not going to say "than a baby's behind" because that only invites unpleasant comparisons.
So, again, I don't know what kind of compensation deal was worked out in the past, but I'm stating that in return for a case of these razors, the Gillette people can put these signs on my front yard (pending zoning approval, of course):
NEW GILLETTE FUSION...
YOU SEE STUBBLE?...
OPTICAL DELUSION!
GILLETTE!
3 comments:
Very cute blog. But I have to tell you, I never saw any of those Burma Shave signs. Sometimes I have to wonder where you really grew up!! HAHA!
I remember these signs. I use to see them when I was going from Baltimore into Pa. They were all along Rt. 40. A trip that used to take 7 1/2 hours. That was before 70 was put in. Now it takes about 3 1/2 hours. Thanks for the memories...
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