Now, you order a pork chop sandwich, and they bring you this, and I'd say, "hot sauce, please, and a side of slaw...and extra napkins!"
Even an ice-cold Hershey's Kiss can warm your heart. This is what the street lights look like in Chocolate Town!"
"All employees are welcome to make use of our spacious and lighted break room. One at a time, please."
It's getting to where, if you see a rock outside that hasn't been painted, that's something remarkable!
These lights are in the southernmost point in the US, the Florida Keys.
Well, I've been eating pistachio nuts since the days when they came dyed red, and pistachio is one of my 31 favorite ice creams. But I never saw them as nature intended until now! This lovely shrub is a pistachio tree in Sicily, Italy.
"God's in His heaven, Potato's in the paddy wagon, and the window box is full of baby squirrels."
With a little turquoise paint, an authentic name plate, and some loose automotive trim, and you've got a '57 Chevy mailbox, and you're the talk of of the town!
Catch up to the joke by watching "Raising Arizona." It will make up for any recent loss of laughter!
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