One of the "challenges" faced by anyone who's recently enjoyed a bit of knee surgery is the daily fun of routine body washing. Beyond staggering walking out of the shower comes the part where one dries one's lower extremities while hopping on one leg like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull.
But as they say in prison movies (and in prison, I suppose) I have plenty of time to think these days, so I offer this idea free of charge to America's great homebuilders and bathroom remodelers, all of whom are back to advertising on TV with Planet Fitness and Sono Bello, now that the holidays are in the rear view...
Just install an array of hot air blowers right outside the shower, like at the car wash!
The benefits are many! We'll save time, we'll be dryer sooner, we'll use far fewer towels, thereby giving the laundry room a break, and we'll go on about our days feeling like brand-new SUVs, gleaming in the sun!
2025 just started, and the future looks bright already.
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