The deal is, would you spend a month in this rustic cabin? It doesn't say where it is, so all we can do is hope that it's not out in Oregon, where a band of misguided "patriots" is showing how unpatriotic they are by complaining about people having to go to jail for burning up federal land.
I mean, really. A patriot follows the law.
But there is no internet, tv or cell service. So, you would really be cut off from the world, since I doubt that there would be a good newspaper on your doorsill every morning.
And how bad would it be to avoid hearing about a bloviating, hirsute real estate mogul and his insane rants? Would you really miss seeing "CSI: Cincinnati" or any of the 27 other hourlong dramas that show completely unreal versions of people's jobs? Or any of the completely unreal reality shows?
I would miss Facebook and the NFL playoffs. Peggy would miss "Downton Abbey" and "Supergirl."
And you. I would miss you. But in a month, we would have a $100,000 worth of party. Pass that caviar right on over my way, would you please?