Sunday, January 3, 2016

Sunday Rerun: I don't care

Here is a brief list of things that I don't think about, in case you were planning to check:
  • whether or not being a Mormon is Christian enough to suit conservative voters
  • what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their home, parked vehicle or deep enough in the woods that no one has to see
  • whether there is professional basketball
  • the career of Russell Brand and his humor
  • that chicken who pecked me on the knee when I was a kid.  Hey, Foghorn!  Your descendants were tasty!
  • how much snow we get this winter
  • what's on OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network
  • how awful the Orioles are. It's still major league baseball, and lots of towns would love to have a team.
  • eating artificial cheese.  There is plenty of real cheese.
  • the belief that making rich people even richer will be good for poor people because rich people will gladly share their riches
  • what Freud would think of everything.  I mean, sometimes a person can dream of running around the Washington Monument in a hot dog costume and falling into a deep hole without it meaning more than a dream.
  • all the news reports from "leading medical researchers" who say that drinking a couple of cups of coffee per day will shorten/lengthen/have no effect upon  your life
  • the theory that approximate spelling is good enough
  • who in hell Christian Bale is
  • how it is that people can have a wedding WITHOUT the chicken dance
  • how it is that people can have a chicken without the wedding dance

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