That'll be $20,000 there, Ludvigs. Thank you. Enjoy the games.
I've never been much for the Olympics anyway. Track and field events leave me shaking my head. I mean, if you dig the broad jump and the pole vault and the discus throw and that crazy stuff where you ride a bike 50 miles, swim 50 miles, and shoot a mechanical duck, go for it! Just leave me to baseball and football, and I'm fine.
It goes without saying that you can't have an Olympics without a really weird mascot. Baseball has the Oriole Bird, the San Diego Chicken, the Phillie Phanatic, and Yogi Berra - all wholesome and fun symbols of the great game. The Olympics seem bent on causing nightmares in children and impressionable adults with Wenlock and Mandeville here:
I mean, you decide if these monocular puzzle pieces are anything you want your children to dress as this Halloween.
It's never too late to persuade them to go as the King!