Friday, October 14, 2011

I don't care

Here is brief list of things that I don't think about, in case you were planning to check:
  • whether or not being a Mormon is Christian enough to suit conservative voters
  • what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their home, parked vehicle or deep enough in the woods that no one has to see
  • whether there is professional basketball
  • the career of Russell Brand and his humor
  • that chicken who pecked me on the knee when I was a kid.  Hey, Foghorn!  Your descendants were tasty!
  • how much snow we get this winter
  • what's on OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network
  • how awful the Orioles are. It's still major league baseball, and lots of towns would love to have a team.
  • eating artificial cheese.  There is plenty of real cheese.
  • Eric Cantor's belief that the Wall Street protestors are a "mob" pitting "Americans against Americans" when his teabaggin' friends do just that every second of every day - and the protesters don't!
  • what Freud would think of everything.  I mean, sometimes a person can dream of running around the Washington Monument in a hot dog costume and falling into a deep hole without it meaning more than a pepperoni dream.
  • all the news reports from "leading medical researchers" who say that drinking a couple of cups of coffee per day will shorten/lengthen/have no effect upon   your life
  • the theory that approximate spelling is good enough
  • who in hell Christian Bale is
  • how it is that people can have a wedding WITHOUT the chicken dance
  • how it is the people can have a chicken without the wedding dance

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