This is yesterday's page from the Old Farmer's Almanac calendar, which we Old Farmers read with avid interest:
Now I ask you, when you have 27,000,000,000 snowflakes all turning back and saying "good-by" to the dear clouds, don'cha have to figure that would be kind of noisy? The only reason we can't hear this cumulonimbus cacophony is, we're all down here with The Weather Channel turned up, hald expecting to see Jim Cantore standing in our driveway!
And Mary Mapes, unless you're driving a Dodge Ram with 4-wheel drive, you might as well just sit tight, too.
And hey! Be careful out there!