Monday, June 19, 2017

Viktor New Man

Quick: Do you have the slightest idea who these people are?

How about if I give you a hint and tell you their names are Viktor and Amalija Knavs?

No, they are not original members of ABBA, nor are they contestants on "Undercover Boss: Moldavia." 

Mr and Mrs Knavs are the parents of Melania Trump, the former nudie model who is now the First Lady of the United States of America.

When the school year ended, all I saw was pictures of The Donald, The Melania and The Barron getting off the Marine helicopter on the White House lawn, but her parents are along, too. 

I think it was a good idea for FLOTUS and SOTP to remain in New York while Barron finished fourth grade.  Now here he is in DC, along with his parents and his grandparents, the Knavses.

Word is that Viktor and Amalija will spend some time in Washington, some time at Trump Tower in New York, and most weekends at Mar-A-Lago, before it sinks into the sea

Viktor, a former Communist car parts salesman back home in Slovenia, is 73, so he is much older than his son-in-law, who just turned a mere 71. Amalija is also 71, so they can all sit around talking about their favorite high school hits by The McCoys and Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs.

Nothing makes life better than having the in-laws living with you. 

When they make a movie of all this some fine day, I will be first in line at the theater for the adult bargain matinee to see Tom Hiddleston and Vanessa Hudgens play the ILOTP.

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