1. Who introduced you to the person you like?
Sam and Maura on a blind date
2. Where were you at four today?
gently dozing someplace, I'm sure
3. Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
It all depends. Most of the time, when a friend sleeps over, it's because they fell asleep watching tv after dinner, and we don't wake them up because we were asleep too
4. Last thing you spent money on?
Some sort of painkiller, I'm certain
5. What is on your wrists right now?
Right arm: wristwatch. Left arm: I don't know. What do you think that is?
6. What's your favorite season of the year?
My favorite seasoning is always Old Bay
7. Do you hate when people call you when you're sleeping?
Yes so please don't call after 6 pm
8. Do you cry a lot over the opposite sex?
Haven't cried in so long, it would be hard to imagine the cause of it being a female
9. Have your ever wasted your time on someone?
10. Where did you get the pants you are wearing from?
These shorts are from the Clearance rack at WalMart
11. When is your birthday?
12. Are you one of those people who obsess over hollister?
Rafe Hollister was that mountain man moonshiner on The Andy Griffith Show who had a naturally great tenor singing voice. I enjoyed hearing him sing, but my interest stopped short of being an obsession.
13. What are you wearing on your feet?
Those little quarter sox and slippers
14. Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
All the Republicans do, or should
15. Is it easy to annoy you?
much, much harder now
16. Can you commit to one person?
Have since 1973. Nixon was still president.
17. Have you ever met someone who turned out to be amazing?
18. Currently liking anyone?
I like almost everyone!
19. How many times have you dyed your hair?
I was born a blond with white teeth, now I have white hair and blond teeth
20. Name of the last person to text you?
it was either Richard E. Normus or Hugh Jass
21. Does someone like you right now?
I certainly hope so
22. What does the 15th message in your inbox say?
"Greetings to you kind friend, I am Barrister Algonquin J. Wilberforce. I represent the estate of a late Nigerian prince who decided to leave 1.2 $ US to you because he chose your name on the World Wide Web..."
23. Have you ever gone up to a car thinking it was yours and almost got in?
Yes and it was a police car
24. When was the last time you were in a car with someone besides family?
25. What would your name be without the first three letters?
26. Do you want to see somebody right now?
Sure, why not
27. Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
my recliner, my sofa, my kitchen chair, my dining room chair, the chair in the hallway, the driver's seat in my truck
28. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
The young lady who takes reservations at Bonefish
29. The person you have the strongest feelings for dies, do you care?
30. Have your ever slept in the same bed as your friends?
Oh not for years!
31. What are you listening to?
"The Great Gildersleeve" on Old Time Radio
32. Have you kissed the last person you texted?
If I did that, he would not let me buy beer at his liquor store anymore
33. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
38 years is a lot of months
34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yes and I want Sarah Palin to stop that!
35. Name one person you wish you could fix with, and why haven't you?
Rush Limbaugh. He still owes me for some oxycontin.
36. How have you felt today?
37. Was this summer a good one?
38. Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the person you like?
Only if I were awake
39. You receive 500 dollars without any reason, what do you spend it on?
What 500 dollars?
40.Would you be someone's girlfriends/boyfriends right now if they asked?
What an enchanting notion. Must say no.
41. Do you believe your first love can be the only love in your life?
My first love was Sandra Dee.
42. Do you like your school?
It seems like a nice place for the kids in this neighborhood to hang around all day
43. Do you love coffee?
Decaf after dinner
44. After taking a shower, do you change in the bathroom or in your bedroom
I strut around the house in my naked glory until Peggy reminds me we have company
45. How many people could comfortably sleep in the room you're in?
If I'm there, no one else would be comfortable
46. Whats the last thing you searched for on Google?
pictures of chipmunks
47. How would you react if your mom got a lip piercing?
I would be mad at the people who run the senior high-rise where she dwells
48. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Long before .
49. Are you happy with your life?
50. You have 1 hour left to live, describe what you are doing.
Leaving for a one-hour drive with Lindsay Lohan
51. What kind of earphones do you have for your iPod?
The ones that came with it. Is this a trick question?
52. What is your current favorite song?
A tie between "Tik-Tok" (Ke$ha) and "The Clock on the Wall" (Tommy Collins). No matter the genre, I am time-conscious.
53. What nationality are you?
WASP but interesting
54. What is your desktop wallpaper on your computer?
It's a picture of Britney Spears. Do they make other wallpapers?
55. You have to be an animal for a day, which would it be?
A Raven or an Oriole
56. Its 7:30pm on a Sunday evening. What are you doing?
I'm halfway through "60 Minutes"
57. What are your plans for the rest of the week?
I don't make long-range plans at my age.
58. You found a wallet on the side of the street. What do you do?
I return it.
59. Pick a lyric from the song you're listening to.
If you got a Cadillac, boy, And a forty room shack, boy A bucket full of money And a tree full of honey But if you're gettin' no huggin' No smoochin' or muggin' Well, if you ain't lovin' Then you ain't livin'! (by Faron Young)
60. Where is the person you like/ love?
Downstairs on the phone
61. For you next birthday, what would you like your parents to get you?
I have all I need!
62. What was the last movie you watched with your mom?
Jackass 3-D. She did not enjoy it.
63. You're in a food court, what do you feel like eating?
Just something to tide me over til I get to the diner
64. What are you excited for to happen within the next few months?
Seeing Sarah Palin being asked serious questions and giving her usual stupid answers