So I'm planning to do a lot less with Alex Wagner and a lot more with Honus Wagner.
But one thing I enjoy on the news is the American influence all over the world. For instance, you watch the Super Bowl and the other championship ball games, and within 3 seconds of the game being over, the winners are pulling on their WORLD CHAMPS t-shirts and caps, which were made up in advance, clearly, for both teams.
|This never happened.|
Another thing - advertising companies, take note. How many stories have you seen in which a Toyota pick-'em-up truck is carrying 17 men and their guns and equipment through some distant war-torn area? Why is Toyota not using these men to endorse their legendarily tough Tacomas and Tundras? Have you ever seen a story in which it was reported that a group of terrorists or defenders intended to wage battle, but couldn't,
because their truck needed a hotshot?
The world would be a more peaceful place if everyone planning to fight a war had to drive Ford Explorers.