Oooops. And no chance to say "ooooooops I did it again."
Now we meet Anthony Miranda (above). Young Anthony, until last week, earned his keep in Chicago by committing strong-arm robberies. I guess it's always a risk, when you walk up to people in cars and wave your
Anthony, it turns out, is a convicted felon! And yet, he was let out of jail before he had learned all the lessons that his penologists should have taught him. One of those lessons should have been: Get a job, you dreg of society, and work to earn a living. Any form of gainful employment is more honorable than your current procedure.
And for his part, Anthony, as he sits and waits for his face to mend, can tell us that he has learned this valuable lesson as well:
Always make sure that the guy you are attempting to rob is not a 6'2", 250-lb. Romanian mixed martial arts champion.
That's what he tried to do last week, Friday night in Chi., and he picked the wrong guy. He walked up to the man in his parked car and asked for a light off his car lighter, and then pulled out the gun and told the guy to get out of the car and hand over his wallet and valuables.
With about as much effort as it takes the rest of us to brush away a gnat, the Romanian, who works as a bodyguard and hostage rescuer, disarmed young Anthony and decorated his face for Christmas, all red and green.
Anthony shot himself in the ankle during all this.
The good guy told (laughing Chicago) police that bad guy Anthony was begging for mercy, saying that he had a baby.
If the baby is over six wks. of age, he already knows what kind of guy his Daddy is.
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