Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Chicken Dance

Say, with football season about to kick off, as it were, who remembers last year's Super Bowl, won by a team from around Boston somewhere, quarterbacked by a concussed male model, and led by Coach Crankypants?

And who remembers the team that lost the game, blowing the largest Super Bowl lead ever?  That's right! Your immortal Atlanta Falcons lost the game, and it was doubly tough on both them and their fans and fans of the game all around the world who felt awfully deflated by losing to the dreaded Beantowners.

But there is plenty of reason to feel good in the ATL these days. They're fixin' to open their brand-new $2 billion Mercedes Benz Stadium.

Here's the part that has a lot of people down South scratchin' their heads. You have to figure that they'll have a Chick-fil-A among the dozens of food options at the new ballpark, right? I mean, the company headquarters is a big roost in Atlanta, even though they spread their wings and sell their sammies all across America.

Well, they do have a CFA stand at the MB stadium, and WTH do you think?  

It's not going to be open on Sundays! Chick-fil-As are always closed on Sunday

The only non-Sunday home game for the Falcons this year is a Thursday night on December 7, so home fans will have to wait until Pearl Harbor Day night to enjoy stuffing Chick-fil-A® Nuggets, Chick-n-Strips™, Spicy Deluxe Sandwiches, and Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwiches down their necks.

Pictured below is the CFA kiosk at the new stadium, but we can only hope they aren't stocked with food for the September 17 home opener, because it will only sit until December.

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