One might think that this woman is suffering an unbearable loss or a soul-rending tragedy. But no. She's just cheesed off because the officials are telling her and her party they had to leave the Freedom 250 site last Saturday in DC. If you'll recall, tremendous storms with wind and rain came in and did some damage. But she chose to stand her ground because she wanted to see the fireworks. Even her daughter knows better.
My suggestion (and I am full of them): Change the name of the company to "Schindler's Lifts."
On the other hand, try telling these birds they have to vacate their perch. It's written right there!
After all these years, people still line up to view the tomb of Ramses II.
One simple comma or colon would have changed this from something funny to a lesson for those who want to keep all their extremities.
Hot a-mighty! That is my favorite salad right there. Hold the greens, Mabel!
Well, Daniel L, I can understand, because when I was a little tacker, they said I always got carried away. I can't tell you how many owls it took!
Did the person who named this bucolic grove know what happened the last time the Donner Party camped out for a picnic?
"If you're going to commit serious crimes, A) don't talk about your plans out loud and B) make sure no one is recording you when you do." Good advice from beyond the grave from Richard Nixon, whose Oval Office shenanigans were recorded for posterity and prosecutors on this very machine.
The Dodgers had their annual Pride Night last month. Not all of the boys were grown up enough to participate and wear the rainbow hat that 24 of the 26 players wore. Here's pitcher Blake Treinen, # 49, on the right, who just can't bear the thought of two people being able to express their sexuality the way he does. To Blake and all the other pearl-clutchers out there, here is my chant: "I am straight and the hat looks great!"
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