The toaster-grille is a new option for the 2026 BMWs coming out soon. By the spring, they hope to have a sauté station on the dashboard where the ashtray used to be. Better breakfasts on the way to work for Beamer nation!
You never leave a Naked Gun movie until you see all the credits, and this is why!
Charles Seeberger, inventor of the escalator, named his machine for the Latin word "scala," meaning a ladder or staircase. He intended for us to pronounce it "ess-KAL-ə-tor," but did we listen? Of course not. He also made a tidy bundle by inventing the "Escalator broken, please use stairs" sign.
Each of these beads of water on the leaf can see the entire world around them, and here we are, inventing rakes.
Holding up the base of a lightbulb for this picture was one of those...lightbulb...moments....
Another for the list of jobs I would never take: hanging over the side of skyscapers cleaning windows. I wouldn't mind being in a little box 87 stories up in the air, but I hate cleaning windows.
Peach pie, Nicholson style.
Am I the last one to find out that bees station one or two security guard bees at the entrance to the hive? Usually, they are bees who failed the police bee examination.
Let me tell you a Mother Goose story...
So this is what a falcon looks like? I would have thought they looked less like a pigeon...
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