I have to chortle when I see people crying that they refuse to get vaccinated against the dreaded COVID-19 on the grounds that "they" put something in the juice to "track" you, because their cell phones, social media outbursts, and credit card usage don't do enough of that already.
So while you're worried about Bill Gates needing a few extra bucks, so he slips a tracking chip into your vaccine like you're a housecat or something, maybe spend a little time worrying about your socks.
Because, down in Silver Spring, Montgomery County, cops have arrested a man they say was part of a three-man gang that threatened, assaulted, and bound a family with duct tape 18 years ago.
And they nabbed him because he wore socks as gloves during the whole awful crime. And in so doing, he left DNA behind on the socks.
I'm not going to go into the gory details of the crime. I can point you to this article on the Patch if you really want to read all about it.
But just remember this - while you're worried about Bill Gates and Dr Fauci and all the other people who are trying to help this nation and the world get out of this mess, don't try committing a crime while wearing sockgloves (or is the term glovesocks?) because you will get caught and they will send you to a place where the socks are thin and made of polyester.
But on the other hand, if you take the vaccine, you'll still be alive to wear them!
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