Saturday, January 18, 2020

The Saturday Picture Show, January 18, 2020

 Conceptual art at its finest. Here's a door with a mirror in the sand. What is the artist saying to us in this piece? And why?
We are astonished when we see animals making use of rudimentary tools. Here's a tiny frog police officer, on the beat with his nightstick.
Taco Bell had that dog saying, "Yo quiero Taco Bell," and it was popular. They could dress up a cat in similar garb, but the problem would be that the cat will never say what he or she wants.
This man likes to thank the hotel staff wherever he stays, so on his last night, he takes newspaper, torn paper towels, and makes some sort of animal tribute for them. It's all very nice, but maybe the chambermaid would rather have a few more dollars and less paper to clean up. I don't know.
I would be glad to walk down this path at night, as long as I had a police escort, air cover, and several types of body armor. I don't know where this is, but it's Creepsville to me.
I guess you saw that woman on the Canadian version of Family Feud, all happy to answer the question "What is Popeye's favorite food?" Here's the right answer: he loved his spinach! But the woman in Canada got $10,000 worth of free eats from the chicken chain.
So you're a crocodile, and what's a great place to hide?  Right: the mud!
We went deep into the animal kingdom this week, didn't we? Now here's this tiger, and he and I have something in common.  We both have a gold tooth, although mine is far less prominent. Have a happy week!

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