And staff and students at Towson University here have been given the BOLO heads-up to keep both eyes peeled for a woman, in her 50s, wearing a multi-colored scarf. (I would assume her daily raiment includes more than a scarf, but you never know.)
She has been prowling the campus, most notably at the Cook Library and Center for the Arts, bracing one and all.
Her M.O. (modus operandi) is that she shows one and all a cell phone picture of her L.S. (lonely son) and says she is trying to hook him up with a date, and so she is advertising his lonesomeness around the school in an effort to find true love for the young man.
As a crime, this isn't one per se, although it could be called a crime to embarrass your children like this. I mean, unless this kid has the pre-surgical appearance of the situation pictured at right, or the personality of The Situation (currently incarcerated), he should be able to find his own dates.But, ever vigilant, the TU Police Squad alerted students via an “incident advisory” that linked one and all to surveillance footage of the guy's mom accosting students in search of The One For Junior.
"This incident advisory is being provided in order to make the TU Community aware of an incident on campus that may cause concern,” Charles Herring, chief of the university police department, wrote in an e-mail to the campus community. “This advisory is intended to heighten awareness and inform the community of incidents that may impact their safety and security.”
In an exclusive to this blog, the young man involved issued the following statement: "Come on, Ma! Leave me alone, will ya?"
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