I remember a college Biology professor who rode around in Volvo with a 4"x4" wooden replacement bumper. Here's the modern version of that: the plywood grille and fender.
Not only is it way too far to have Halloween treats out on sale, it should be against the law for Oreos to be anything but the original Oreos. I vow to you, never will I taste a chocolate chip, vanilla-with-chocolate-filling, or Dubl-Stuf Oreo.
They travel in packs of threes...
I can imagine some people making a wallpaper of this. Big piles of filthy lucre.
This is the cover art for the first Superman comic, which sold for 10 cents back in the day and now could bring in more than the money pictured above. I like the looks on the people whose lives were just saved by the Man of Steel.
It's almost apple-pickin' time! Time for apple pie and homemade applesauce!
These people must really, really love Dairy Queen food and ice cream treats, to have one built into their house.
If only the tree grew blue...