But I thought of him the other day when I read that all of a sudden, the most popular form of plastic surgery in this nation is chin augmentation, in a nation which, to listen to certain people, is in the grips of the worst national economic depression since they lined up to sell apples in 1934.
They call them "chinplants" and they are just the thing for people who don't think that their current chins stick out far enough. Aging baby boomers who see a jowly countenance in their morning mirrors and teenaged girls who demand a greater resemblance to Jennifer Aniston are lining up to take one on the chin.
Aging males who have always wanted to look like Nixon or Jay Leno can now have that desire become a reality.
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New Jersey is also a great place to get cantaloupes and blueberries.
Saying that makes about as much sense as going to a plastic surgeon to get a new chin.