Did you ever find that you had been doing something for eons, only to find out that you and maybe two other people on the face of Earth do it?
I'm sort of proud to be in the elite company of Philadelphia Phillies star slugger Bryce Harper, who did one of those GRWM (Get Ready With Me) posts that are so popular now since Farmville got boring.
The internet was simply aghast to find out how Bryce Harper brushes his teeth: Harper puts his toothpaste tube into his mouth, squeezes out what he needs, and then sticks his wet toothbrush in there and has at it.
Apparently, the approved method is to squeeze that Colgate right onto the brush.
Would you care to guess if anyone else you know uses the Harper method?
It is I. Right here, done that for years. You see, Peggy and I have always had separate bathrooms, with the exception of about one year, before we finished my salle de bain in our first house. So, I don't have to worry about anyone else's cooties on my tube of whatever toothpaste Dollar Tree had that week. And it seems like a wasted step to put the paste on the brush first. Efficiency is my watchword! So a dab on the tongue, then in goes the electric brush, and at a rate of 30 seconds per quadrant, I'm clean as a hound's tooth in 2 minutes!
Some morning, you'll have to come over and see how I take a shower.
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