All right, you Kyles, you know what you have to do. And then grab your friend Katy and head on down to Katy, Texas!
Here in Baltimore, we remember when Luke was an assistant coach with Towson University, and his dad came to a game also attended by Barack and Michelle Obama (her brother coached the other team). That might have been the only time in his recent life that Bill Murray was the third-most-famous person in a room.
This is something 911 operators learn quickly. There are a dozen other ways to help in a frenzied situation, all of them better.
You own a lavender farm. OF COURSE you paint your chair to match!
No, they don't have Big Boy restaurants in the middle of farm fields in Wyoming, but BB himself is there to say hi just the same!
You've never seen a molting cardinal before? You can never say that again!
This is no way to treat a valuable asset, or a rifle.
Thank you to the great Robert Benchley, whose friends David Niven and Douglas Fairbanks, Sr, once arranged for him a European vacation. First they heard from him was a cablegram from Venice reading "STREETS FULL OF WATER. ADVISE."
We learned that a zoo in Japan has admitted to an error in having referred to the hippopotamus above as a male, whereas it has now been shown to be female. The reason given is that the staff became suspicious the hippo was not displaying male behavior characteristics. I'm not saying another word.
"I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert. But I can live and breathe and see the sun in wintertime." (
"In a Big Country," by Big Country, 1984.) This is a lovely desert flower in Utah.
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