I mean, we knew she was Desperate, but come on...

A few numbers for you:

• $1,000,000 -  the bail paid by actress Lori Loughlin to keep out of jail awaiting trial on charges of money laundering and conspiracy in the scheme in which rich people paid to get their kids in good colleges in which they do not belong.
• $30,000 - the fine that actress Felicity Huffman will have to pay when she finishes her federal prison term, which will last
• 14 days and will be followed by
• 250 hours of community service.
• 40 miles east of San Francisco, which is the location of the Federal Correctional Institution in Dublin, California, the country club slammer where the formerly respected actress will cool her heels for 
• 2 weeks.
• 1420 out of a possible 1600 is the score on the PSAT test that Huffman's daughter took, after it was doctored by someone to whom Huffman paid
• $15,000 to add
• 400 points to her child's previous score of 1020/1600.
• 56 is the age of Felicity Huffman as she entered prison yesterday.
• 56 will be her age when she is released in
• 336 hours.
•  77806-112 is the federal prison inmate number for Felicity Huffman
• 0 is the amount of respect I have for her and Loughlin and anyone else who thinks their money entitles them to a place at the head of a line in which they don't even belong.