Trust me on this

 Really, trust me on anything, because I never developed the skill of saying one thing and meaning another. 

If some doctor ever ankles up to me, white jacket on, stethoscope around his or her neck, and a clipboard in hand, and says to me, "Well, Mr Clark, all the test results are back, and I'm sorry to tell you this, but you must never eat chocolate again..."

I can assure you that I'd say, "Is that all?"

I know, I'm living in a country where National Chocolate Day is celebrated three times a  year (July 7, October 28 and December 28) but I'm not there for any of it. 

I know many people who live for their next chunka chocolate 🍫 but you can have mine!

Hey, are you gonna eat that whole shrimp egg roll? I'll be glad to go halfsies with ya...

I just don't like chocolate!