I know this looks like part of a Smithsonian exhibit called "America's Westward Expansion: To The Prairie and Beyond," but this is the homemade home of Theodore John Kaczynski, a/k/a the Unabomber, a homegrown terrorist whose own brother ratted him out. The FBI keeps his crude hut in a warehouse.
We can put the football season to rest by noting that for the Eagles to win, they almost certainly had to count on something no one ever saw before: a bad game by Patrick Mahomes. It's likely the last such outing you'll see for a long time, if ever.
"Hey look! I'm in the book!"
All the reasons for not letting the office humorist know where the label maker is kept here.
Say hello to our friend the Cassowary, a big, flightless bird from Australia known as the second most dangerous bird in the world, the first being the turkey that your cousin Harry cooked in the hot oil fryer two Thanksgivings ago.
I'll bet you anything, when he comes up for dinner, he's wearing a alligator shirt.
He's a literal RINO: Rhinoceros In Name Only
Something tells me there won't be an LGBTQ Night at the ballpark this year. What a sad way to go.
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For years, the symbol for Coca-Cola was this little sprite with a bottle cap for a hat
No one knew why. |
So many things to love about Denmark: Danish pastry, Danish ham, and these pretty Danish woods.
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