It's hardly fair when the proverbial needle in the haystack is this big...Yes, by golly, spring is here at last. Make of it what you will, and I will go sweep the dust off my unused snow shovel and wait for next year...
Hummingbirds make their nests to look just like themselves!Pay no attention to this sign! They even weighed it down with sandbags.This officer will have to go home and tell his wife he is sick and tired of dealing with these drunken clowns.Edgar's plan to replace his taillights was going great until Helen needed to put the leftover succotash in the plastic containers she used to have.Growing up, all families bought mercurochrome ("an organomercuric disodium salt compound used as a topical antiseptic") every time someone fell down and scraped their knee, or cut their finger, or whatever. If it bled, it got painted with mercurochrome, and it was the cool thing to also paint a red skull-and-crossbones "tattoo" above the abrasion. Then we found out the stuff is toxic, so no one is allowed to fall down or get cuts anymore. So call me surprised! I had no idea that sharpshooting circus star Annie Oakley was so pretty! Today, she would have her own reality show.
This is the only way to reply when a shipping company asks you to prove that you did not receive something they say they sent!This is a multi-level Zen sort of statement about doors and door stoppers and packaging in general. It's similar to leaving an IKEA television stand unassembled in the box it came in, and just sitting the TV on top of the box.
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How to prove you did not receive something - lol
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