I first took this quiz in 2010, so I thought I should check myself and see if any answers have changed.
If I were a month I'd be November I'm going to go with December now because the last few Novembers around here have been more like lazy August. I want at least a chance of snow, and turkey.
If I were a day I'd be Saturday✅ Yes that is still good, although every day is the same to me (except for who anchors the morning news)
If I were a time of day I'd be evening ✅
If I were a font I'd be Gill Sans MT ✅ Yes for that British look
If I were a sea animal I'd be a starfish I should go with my birth sign and be Cancer The Crab
If I were a direction I'd be Northeast✅
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a bookshelf✅ but I could also see myself as an end table to hold coasters and pencils and reading glasses and that one little bolt that came out of something you can't identify - but you know, as soon as you throw away the bolt, you'll need it
If I were a liquid I'd be Iced tea✅
If I were a gemstone I'd be an onyx I'm going with turquoise now.
If I were a tree I'd be an willow change it to ash so I can grow up to be a baseball bat
If I were a tool I'd be sandpaper a hammer...MC Hammer!
If I were a flower I'd be a black-eyed Susan ✅ Still the state flower!
If I were an element of weather I'd be a rainy day✅ I love them!
If I were a musical instrument I'd be a drum ✅without a doubt
If I were a color I'd be orange ✅
If I were an emotion I'd be laughter✅ the world needs all it can get
If I were a fruit I'd be a lemon✅ It's a pie filling and a kitchen cleaner!
If I were a sound I'd be the sound of happy laughs ✅ like I say...
If I were an element I'd be mercury change that to the element of surprise
If I were a car I'd be an Camry old coupe from the 40s and I would wear a fedora
If I were a food I'd be roast beef✅
If I were a place I'd be my bed ✅
If I were a material I'd be cotton✅not only that, but I would wage war on polyester
If I were a taste I'd be bread✅but the good kind with 17 grains and a crusty loaf
If I were a scent I'd be gingerbread✅ nothing smells better!
If I were a body part I'd be a backbone new right knee because I need one!
If I were a song I'd be "Don't She Look Good" Alabama Jubilee!
If I were a bird I'd be an Oriole ✅
If I were a gift I'd be heartfelt ✅
If I were a city I'd be Cape May ✅
If I were a door I'd be open for friends✅ but you need a mask if you ain't been jabbed
If I were a pair of shoes I'd be Rockports ✅ still the best!
If I were a poem I'd be "America" by Allen Ginsberg ✅
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/49305/america-56d22b41f119f
2 comments:
Delightful!
Your responses, Mr Clark, evidence good character, all the more as amended. We'll be looking back in on your next decennial re-take. Our research department advises that new questions may be necessary then, owing to the possibility of seismic technological developments or fiery apocalypses. As always, we are poised to suggest improvements to your responses should the need arise. Our actuarial department advises that we each have a 0.7 probability of seeing the decennial. As odds go, I'll take them. (Don't compute the joint probability, it's not as heartening.)
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