Lucy might be the last American to realize this, but everything we do in public nowadays is recorded on hi-quality video, and it wasn't long at all before half the country had seen her simian silliness.
Spider monkeys are an endangered species - all monkeys are - and they do very well in the forests of South and Central America, swinging from branch to branch like, well, like monkeys! It's not until they go all the way to El Paso TX that they run into human problems.
You see, zookeepers naturally keep animals in their care on regulated diets, trying to have them eating what they would be eating in the wild. As far as any veterinary nutritionists are aware, there are no 7-11s in the forests where spider monks live, so they have no access to Hot Cheetos, until some nincompoop brings them in.
What's more, humans invading animal domains is traumatic for the animals and quite risky for the humans. If a monkey feels threatened, they will attack, and spider monkeys are very very strong little critters, so just don't.
The people at El Paso Zoo say Rae was “stupid and lucky.”
And then the next day, her luck ran out, when the Lovett Law Firm, where she had been working, decided they could get along without her services very well, both now and forever more. They called her actions “irresponsible and reckless.”
Lawyers said that!
Not only that, but the Zoo, per director Joe Montisano, says now they want to pursue criminal charges against her.
And how does Montisano know how the fool was? He reported that many people dropped a dime to identify Rae once they saw her video. “Your friends will rat you out,” Montisano warns.
Let that be a lesson to any would-be Lucys!
1 comment:
Just wow. How stupid can you be?
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