Thursday, July 15, 2021

Survey says!


I am a total sucker for these surveys! They used to go around the internet before we all got too busy looking at pictures of Morgan Wallen gettin' all rowdy to fill them out. But here's the latest one: 



Been married  👍🏽 it seemed like the thing to do

Been divorced 👎 I wouldn't give her the dissatisfaction 

Fell in love 👍🏽 and stayed there

Skipped school 👍🏾 regularly but the teachers were happier that way

Watched someone give birth 👎 not a human 

Watched someone die 👍🏽 😢😢😢

Been to Canada 👎 the sleeping giant on our doorstep

Ridden in an ambulance 👍 a time or two

Been to Hawaii 👎 I look bad in a Hawaiian shirt

Been to Europe 👎 I look bad in a beret

Been to Las Vegas 👎 but I hear the buffets are nice

Been to Washington D.C 👍🏼 Had to see the Spirit of St Louis

Been to Texas 👎 Most likely to secede

Visited Florida 👍🏽 Grits with every meal

Visited Mexico 👎 Nunca

Seen the Grand Canyon in person 👎 Peggy has

Flown in a helicopter 👍 Briefly

Been on a cruise 👎 Landlubber

Served on a jury 👍 but they soon dismissed me because I knew too much

Dance in the rain 👎 I told them we were dancing, yes

Been to California 👎 Not yet

Been to New York 👍🏼Slept during "Phantom Of The Opera" on Broadway

Played in band/orchestra in School  👎Hot Cross Buns on the recorder

Sang in the school choir 👍🏼 St George in the Hampton School Christmas show

Sang karaoke 👎 You can't mean this seriously

Laughed so much you cried 👍🏽 "My mother in law drove my new car off a cliff"

Laughed so hard you peed 👎I'm always continent, but once I couldn't breathe

Caught a snowflake on your tongue 👍🏼 and swallowed it whole

Have children 👎 

Had a pet(s) 👍🏽 My Eddie, My Deanna

Been sledding on a big hill 👍🏼 at the SHELL Bldg and then the S burned out

Been downhill skiing 👎 gravity is my enemy

Been water skiing 👍🏼 Martin's Cove

Rode on a motorcycle 👍🏾 as a youth

Traveled to all 50 states 👎 I am wanted in several

Jumped out of a plane 👎 after it landed, yeah

Been to a drive-in movie 👍🏾 no comment

Rode an elephant 👎 I avoid elephants at all costs

Rode a Horse 👍🏼 his name was "Glue Factory"

Been on TV 👍 explaining things

Been in the newspaper 👍 in the tiny type

Been on the radio 👍 for ears for years

Stayed in the hospital alone 👍🏾 the nuns hollered at me

Donated blood  👍🏾82 times

Gotten a piercing 👎for what purpose?

Gotten a tattoo👎 if I do, it will say "BORN TOO LOOSE"

Driven a stick shift vehicle 👍🏾It's like riding a bike; you never forget how

Been scuba diving 👎 no thanks

Been snorkeling 👍🏼fun

Lived on your own 👍🏽 I even annoyed myself

Rode in the back of a police car 👍🏼 wave to all your friends!

Got a speeding ticket 👍🏽 but I have an explanation, your honor

Broken a bone👍🏼 if a toe counts

Gotten stitches 👍🏾  Parts of me look like cross-stitch samplers

Traveled alone 👍🏾He who travels fastest travels alone

Driven over 120👍 no names please

3 comments:

Richard Foard said...

I have always thought that Eddie is a great name for a cat. On that, you, Laura Nyro, and I agree. (I also sometimes use it as my Starbucks name.) "Ed," however, just doesn't seem right. Maybe for a dog. Our cats, named Cheeto and Kiddie, missed out.

Andy Blenko said...

Donated blood 82 times - good for you! The only thing money can’t buy.

Mark said...

Richard - you know how some names just fit, right? If ever an Eddie was born, it's this cat.
And Andy - it all started when Peggy was in the hospital and needed blood. I asked how to pay it back and the nurse said to give when the blood drive came to my work. So, I would get out of work for an hour, get to flirt with a phlebotomist, get free drinks, pretzels and cookies, and help people. What's not to like? Thanks -