Saturday, March 13, 2021

The Saturday Picture Show, March 13, 2021

 

This is a restaurant in Dubai. I think it's called the No Way Inn, as in no way in hell am I ever eating there.
The Pandemic has given so many people so much time to do worthwhile things. For example, someone found the time to take an X-Acto knife to all 52 cards in this deck and carve out a three-dimensional masterpiece.
My problem was that I had quite a large collection of rubber bands and nothing around which to wrap them. My solution was to bundle up some old bills I had sitting around gathering dust.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer premiered this week in 1997, and it's still the only show of its sort that I ever watched. The premise was simple: All Buffy had to do was save the world from gruesome creatures from under the earth, and still get her homework done on time. 
This is the first vial of Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine used in the fight against the pandemic. It's in the Smithsonian now, along with the vaccine card, ID badge and scrubs of nurse Sandra Lindsay, the first American to be vaccinated against the COVID-19.
Tomorrow is pi Day! I could eat 3.14 slices of this bad boy right here and now!
Here's a horse who carries a horse around with him. This slows him down in the backstretch, as I found out one sad day at Pimlico.
There were many issues raised the other night in this interview with the royals, but someone took the time to address H & M's tailoring shortcomings, such as his too-short socks, non-existent shirt cuff, and chest gaposis on both their parts.
Soon, we will be inarculated, as Barney Fife would say, and maybe after that, can we stop saying "global pandemic," as if there were simply local pandemics? Those would be epidemics. It's all academic.
We children of the 50s have been through a lot, and I think that luridly-painted clowns eating heavily-sugared cereals with their pinkies extended accounted for many of the psychodramas we still experience. Please feed your children better than this for a better tomorrow.

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