So the older you get, the more you save at the Montana Club! A geezer such as I can really clean up, sure, but how about Helen Self?
She was 100 when she went for a birthday ride on a Harley.

So now, she's 109, and off she went to the Montana Club. She had the breaded shrimp platter for $14.99, which came with a salad, a loaded baked potato and coleslaw.
Nick Alonzo is the owner of the Club, and true to his word, he gave her a dollar and change and charged her nothing!
In return she gave him a kiss on the cheek.
On her way out, Self was heard to say, “I’ll come back next year,” according to her daughter Shirley Gunter, 86. “Don’t tell his wife I kissed him.”
You gonna bet against her being there?
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