Saturday, June 14, 2025

The Saturday Picture Show, June 14, 2025

Make a note of this! So many of us look out for everyone else first. Remember to put yourself up toward the top of the list every once in a while.
I just had my annual eye exam and then I found this, so I will have to wait 'til next year to slip a Russian eye chart in the machine.
If you see the local firefighters opening the hydrant, it's not that they're trying to dye the streets rusty, but, rather, they are flushing the lines so that the water will flow clean and clear through their pumper, should there be a fire, God forbid.
I have never hung around barrooms so much that I would ever be given the bum's rush like this, but if someone were to hand me this card, I would have to tell them that they should have said "You have been cut off" instead of "cutoff." I don't like to be pedantic, but then again, I do.
Narcissus was a very pretty boy, his image in the brook filled him with joy....so much so that he fell in love with himself, and you know that didn't go very well for him. Later he invented the mirror so he didn't have to hang around the water to get a peek at his lovely self. 
Officials in Maine were forced to call in extra butter trucks from Wisconsin for this big lobster.
Two kids + one camera  = big laffs. Next up, the old wallet-on-a-string gag.
I used to like telling my doctor that it was my plan to die of either rickets, or scurvy. My motto is "always leave them laughing," even during that digital exam.
There are people who purchase those Stik-On Google Eyes and do what they can with them. Support them!

 In Alabama, one has to choose between liking the U of Alabama or second-rate Auburn. The choice is clear. Up in Chi-town, North Siders like the Cubs and South Siders go with the White Sox, whose most prominent fan swapped caps last week and was seen warming up in the bullpen.

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