Friday, September 5, 2025

Cornball

Get ready for the 2025 Corn Moon! That's what moon watchers call the September full moon. It will occur this Sunday, September 7, at 2:09 p.m. EDT. 

This year's Corn Moon is a big deal because there will be a total lunar eclipse at the same time. That's what they call a Blood Moon". Your friends and kinfolk in the Eastern Hemisphere will enjoy the eclipse, but North America will experience the moonrise after the eclipse has passed. We'll have to be satisfied with watching it on CNN or something. 


Still, Americans by the millions will gather in backyards, taverns, and 1960s-era fallout shelters and greet the Corn Moon with corn on the cob, corn pancakes, corn muffins, and corn fritters. 

Anyone who shows up bearing Candy Corn will be imprisoned. 



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